YES!!! That did it. Thank you, darrelld. If anyone else has this problem, here is the solution: 1. Access the fusebox in the passenger foot area under the glove compartment by squeeze-pulling off the two black pegs, and then removing the soft felt cover. 2. Use needle nose pliers to gently pull out fuse number 69 (instrument panel). The number is to the right of the relevant plug. It is marked with a #5. 3. Turn on the car. You'll need to goose the gas pedal to get the engine to turn on. It will be weird since there is nothing on your dashboard lighting up, but you can hear it. 4. Wait five minutes, turn off the car. 5. Use the pliers to position the fuse back in its slot, then push it into place with your finger. 6. Replace the cover and pegs 7. Turn the car on again and let the system reboot.